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An old Jewish man finally got his visa to leave the USSR and emigrate to Israel.

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An old Jewish man finally got his visa to leave the USSR and emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow airport, a customs official found his bust of Lenin and asked: “What is that?”

“WHAT is that?! You mean WHO is that?! This is Lenin, the genius who created our worker’s paradise!”

The Soviet official chuckled and let the old man through.

When the old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport, an Israeli customs official found the bust of Lenin and asked: “What is that?”

“WHAT is that?! You mean WHO is that?! This is Lenin, the son-of-a-b*tch! I will display him over my toilet for all the years he stopped me from coming home!”

The Israeli official laughed and let him through.

When the old man arrived at his family’s house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust and asked: “Who is that?”

“WHO is that?! You mean WHAT is that?! THAT, my child, is eight pounds of gold!”

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