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Cold Water

A Teenager was at his grandfathers for the week. At lunch, the teenager decides to eat lunch with his grandfather

While eating, the teenager looks at his plate and notices a smudge on it.
He asks his grandfather, “Are these Plates Clean?”
His grandfather replies, “They are as clean as Cold Water Can get ’em”

At Dinner, Noticing more smudges then before, he asks “Grandpa, are you sure these plates are clean?”
His Grandfather replies “Yes! They are as clean as cold water can get ’em”

The next day at breakfast, the boy notices another smudge on his plate…. “Grandpa, Your 100% Absolutely sure these plates are clean?”
The Grandfather replies once more “I told ya boy, they are as clean as Cold Water can get ’em!”

As soon as he was done eating, they both get in the van to go to school, When he got in, the Grandfathers dog jumps on the teenager. The grandfather yells, “COLDWATER! GO BACK TO THE HOUSE!  GO NOW!”

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